MISEDUCATION #4: The Hallucination of BUFFY

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, there was a little girl named Buffy. She was born with an image of a lovely doll and possessed such noble beauty as a princess. She loves to play with unicorn, rainbows and butterflies. With her hair flowing in the breeze, smelling like a scent of all the daisies and daffodils in the path… all the boys in the kingdom go wild to follow her like a stampede. And when she turn around to send flying kisses to them, the entire population of  boys ages 8-12  will fall down one by one on the ground and lay there as if they were dead. She feel like she’s the answer to every 5th grade boys’ prayer. She never miss a day without wearing a lipstick. She don’t want to wear something not pink or purple and she spend hours and hours infront of a mirror to comb her hair. Her ambition is to become a successful cheerleader someday and wants to try dating at age 11. She loves to spend time with her girlfriends over the fone and now starting to save money  to buy N95. She collects Coronia Nail Color and loves to speak eloquently in English. She’s a fan of RnB… and she’s really ambitious. She doesn’t want to do household chores and hates toothbrush! She likes to scratch her hair but hates suyod. She will never ever buy your shampoo in sachet w/out a 5 peso bribe. She wipes off her saliva all the way to her ear while sleeping and it stains on the sheets…and she loves to give you that tiger look if u say she’s ugly. She’s so unbearable when she acts like Mariah Carey.  She’s someone I love to tease but I hate to see around our sala. She always ruin my day  and she is – in reality, inspite all of the effort that I did to make a beautiful fairytale story about her, hindi ko talaga magawagawa kasi maaalaa ko pa lang hitsura nyang nakabusangot pag inuutusan kong bumili ng shampoo sa tindahan…tumataas na agad dugo ko kasi antamad!!nakuuup…!!!! hindi mo na  mautusan, tadtad pa ng kuto gamit unan ko at sumasabat pa pag pinagalitan! Hayyy!!! Wag na.ayoko na ata ituloy!

She is my Arch – Nemesis sa bahay. Ang pinaka maarte sa lahat ng grade 5 sa Bonifacio Elementary School-ladies & gentlemen, kuya Germs give way…walang iba, kundi ang nag-iisang reyna ng kamalditahan, at naturang pamangkin ko (daw.) na syang lesson natin for today.-give it up for…

BUFFY!

UPCLOSE & PERSONAL:

• Sino b si Buffy?

-pamangkin ko.

• Anong tunay na pangalan nya?

- Intang. Kapatid ni Intong.

• Eh bakit Buffy?

-tawag sa kanya nung maliit “Baho fefe.” Nung nagkaisip, ayaw na. Obvious daw. Kaya minodify nya.

• Describe her.

-wag na. mahirap makapagsalita lalo na kadugo mo. Mamaya ako pa masama. Basahin mo na lang yung sa taas.

• Hobbies?

-P.E.D.R.O.S. daw.(weehhh…gaya-gaya sa slum note ko dati. )

• likes:

-watching Wowowee & My Girl, micro mini shorts( Grade 3 pa sya nun ah. Ewan ko lang ngayon.) stik-O, limang piso kada utos, miss universe-miss universe contest with younger sister, lypsynching, tali sa buhok, hilata pagkagising, Myx, likes speaking in english pag kalaro yung kapitbahay sa kabilang pinto, at mga laruang cutix, make up, hair curler, etc.

• dislikes:

-Ako shempre. + suyod, utos, hugas plato, kantsyawan sa sala, masaktan sa palo dahil tamad, toothbrush,mga pangsimbang damit, mga negrang pinapakita sa National Geographic or sa mga music videos or kahit anong maitim na bagay kasi sya na naman aasarin.

• Motto:

-”Books b4 bakulaw boys.”

• What’s the most interesting thing about her?

-Feeling nya, sya to:

…kaya eto.

LESSON:

Nakakainis. HUWAG TULARAN.

~ ni themiseducationofzapped sa Hulyo 17, 2008.